Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

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Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

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Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

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Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Senator James Risch of Idaho

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Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

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Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative John Curtis of Utah

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

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Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

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Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

They are listed above.

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

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Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Keith Self of Texas

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

than the blue routes.

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona